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zebraflavencs

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I think I know why Brian doesn't share his # with me.. Above post would be ONE good reason ;) lol
That pesky older sister, Janie
 

crypticdragons

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im just not a big phone person. i actually can not stand talking on the phone. i just have an aversion to it for some reason lol.
 

zebraflavencs

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Well, don't you dare lose my number... You know you can call if you ever need me.. I mean it... What ever time, I'll answer that call !
Warm, loving older sister,
Janie.
 

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YMBAH if you think its cute when your bratty lizard trys to bite you EVERY TIME YOU PICK HIM/HER UP

Im telling you Koral's baby is a real pain. I cant break her of the biting thing lol.
 

zebraflavencs

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hmmmm ever think of using some pepper sauce on your fingers ? Jus a thought ;)
J
 

Morpheus

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... you ever make a leash out of dental floss (thaaaats probably just me) ;D

... you get upset when crickets grow too fast.

... you make veggies dance around just so they'll be noticed.
 

Twobeardieguy

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You might be a herper IF

You have more bugs in your wash room and living room then a 2 mile radius around your home outside!!

You have more reptiles and their babies in your home then the pet store sells!

Your electric bill is just as expensive in the winter than in the summer running with 4 air conditioners!

You give more bathes in one week then you give yourself!!
 

beardielover17

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You might be a herper IF....

you refuse to move in with your fiance unless your army of reptiles and roaches can come with

you show pictures of your reptiles when people ask to see pictures of your kids

you no longer need to use the heater in the winter time because your reptile lights keep you warm

you know the nutritional value of every insect used for feeders yet you dont know how many calories are in your soda

you wakeup time and bed time revolve around your reptiles lighting schedule

you think home depot/lowes is the best place to shop for reptile supplies
 

crypticdragons

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you wakeup time and bed time revolve around your reptiles lighting schedule

you think home depot/lowes is the best place to shop for reptile supplies


:D so very very true ;D
 

beardielover17

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ive walked into lowes/home depot countless times and when they ask wat i need i always say "oh i need some tiles for my lizards and some light fixtures too nd usually they stare nd walk away like im crazy...i dont get it...wat did i say? haha
 

crypticdragons

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yeap i know what ya mean.
and the lighting thing my wife thinks it is hilarious that i live on a schedule
this time is for feeding
this time is for playing
and this is bath time
and this is bed time
and all of our stuff kinda molds around that.

as far as lowes/home depot
i had em cute some tiles for me once to fit one of my tanks and the guy asks me why i needed 6 tiles and needed x amount shaved off of three of em. i told him for my dragons tank and he literally did that teeth sucking thing and said i didnt have to be a smart ass lol like i was making it up to F with him lmao.
 

beardielover17

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you might be a herper if your herps go for checkups more than you do
you might be a herper if your herps get more vitamins than you
 

crypticdragons

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beardielover17 said:
you might be a herper if your herps go for checkups more than you do
you might be a herper if your herps get more vitamins than you

lord knows thats the truth. its funny that me and janie were just discussing that very fact lol.
 

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