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- Thread starter Craiger
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now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep. if i die before i wake, i pray the lord my soul to take. amen
I am the same way!!! I really don't get "sex jokes" But let someone pass a little gas in front of me and I am on the floor laughing!! It's so embarrassing! Especially if it's someone who does not get bathroom humor.
This got me in so much trouble growing up because my Mom did not allow us to say "FART" We went by numbers..1,2 and 3. And heaven help you if some one did it in the car!! And of course I really got in trouble because I would laugh!!
And while I am offtopic anyway!!! I will share with you another dilemma we are having at this house. I live in a house that is 90 years. A contractor came through and replaced all the important stuff. My guess is that the ceiling in the livingroom had cracks in it so he had someone come in and put one of those popcorn ceilings in. But the center is a circular design and the outer edge has a fancy scallop to it, A few weeks ago all the kids are over and my daughter Schelly was laying on the couch and notices that there is a large water spot.(the air conditioner upstairs shifted inwards causing the water to flow back into the house) She quickly yells for me to come look what she does not mention to me is that the spot is in the shape of a large penis. It is a perfect likeness in every way. We knew this would be an expensive repair because he uses a paint(or whatever it is) with glitter in it so we cannot just paint over it. So we are calling the insurance company and I am trying to describe that this is not just an ordinary ceiling but will be a big deal to repair.( I think he might have to pull it down and start again.) So she ask for me to send a pic of the spot.
I feel I must warn her that before she pulls this up in a room full of people I better tell her that this is NO ordinary water spot!!! She dies laughing!!! And we have already received our check. We found the guy who did the original work. Now I am concerned about how this will go when he comes and I am alone with him how I will react if he reacts in any way to how it looks. If he plays it straight I will most likely be OK. But if acts like he recognizes it in anyway I will probably lose it!! We cannot have any company over until this gets fixed!!! Only in this house could something like this happen!!!
This got me in so much trouble growing up because my Mom did not allow us to say "FART" We went by numbers..1,2 and 3. And heaven help you if some one did it in the car!! And of course I really got in trouble because I would laugh!!
And while I am offtopic anyway!!! I will share with you another dilemma we are having at this house. I live in a house that is 90 years. A contractor came through and replaced all the important stuff. My guess is that the ceiling in the livingroom had cracks in it so he had someone come in and put one of those popcorn ceilings in. But the center is a circular design and the outer edge has a fancy scallop to it, A few weeks ago all the kids are over and my daughter Schelly was laying on the couch and notices that there is a large water spot.(the air conditioner upstairs shifted inwards causing the water to flow back into the house) She quickly yells for me to come look what she does not mention to me is that the spot is in the shape of a large penis. It is a perfect likeness in every way. We knew this would be an expensive repair because he uses a paint(or whatever it is) with glitter in it so we cannot just paint over it. So we are calling the insurance company and I am trying to describe that this is not just an ordinary ceiling but will be a big deal to repair.( I think he might have to pull it down and start again.) So she ask for me to send a pic of the spot.
I feel I must warn her that before she pulls this up in a room full of people I better tell her that this is NO ordinary water spot!!! She dies laughing!!! And we have already received our check. We found the guy who did the original work. Now I am concerned about how this will go when he comes and I am alone with him how I will react if he reacts in any way to how it looks. If he plays it straight I will most likely be OK. But if acts like he recognizes it in anyway I will probably lose it!! We cannot have any company over until this gets fixed!!! Only in this house could something like this happen!!!
