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Today my fiance decided to work from home and we were in the bedroom on our computers when he goes and takes Magellan out for a bit. I warned him that Magellan needed to poop soon since it was a day or two since he had gone. Magellan is running around the bedroom and then climbs up on Gene. I go to make breakfast (pumpkin spice pancakes) when all of a sudden a hear the most disturbing scream coming from the bedroom! I run in thinking that Magellan bit Gene (as odd as that would be it was the only thing I could think of). I look over at my fiance sitting in his computer chair screaming while Magellan is taking the largest dump EVER down Gene's back which as I begin to laugh uncontrollably is sliding down under Gene's shirt along his back. I thought Magellan was done, so i went to pick him up but then he went and pushed out some more and my fiance started screaming. I hit the floor laughing as my fiance is frozen in his chair in fear of getting poo anywhere else on him. I finally get the strength to stand from all the laughing and wipe Magellans bottom and put him in his tank. My fiance then gets up and runs to the bathroom (luckily right next to the bedroom) and starts gagging and asking me for help because he doesn't know what to do. I once again hit the floor laughing and then he jumps in the shower with all of his clothes on scrubbing himself and trying not to vomit. He wound up puking and I laughed even harder.
Lesson Learned: Men should always listen to women and I should always have a camera around!
Lesson Learned: Men should always listen to women and I should always have a camera around!
